Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings from His Interviews

Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

In 2018, the American actor Randy Quaid is less known for his acting skills but more for his conspiracy theories and all that frenzy that he’s got going. Randy Quaid was born on 1 October 1950 in Houston Texas U.S. Quaid was always passionate about acting. Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings. He was inspired by his dad Buddy Quaid, who was an electrician by profession but an actor by hobby. At the age of 21 when Randy was still a student at the University of Houston, he got his first shot. He was selected to play a part in Peter Bogdanovich film called The Last Picture Show.

Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

Peter got impressed by Randy’s acting skills and gave him different roles in his next few movies including the masterpiece called Paper Moon. But the earlier Randy Quaid seems to have been lost in the way to the public fame, that the infamous Randy Quaid today has laughable conspiracy theories and does weird things that get him into trouble. How he thinks about the world tightly depicted in these Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings from His Interviews. Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings.

“Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.”

Here you can witness the good old Randy Quaid giving out his opinions about the voices behind the Disney Cartoons. We presume that these remarks were just an outcome of resentment that Quaid had when his Disney Cartoon Movie flopped badly.

“It’s possible for people to gain control of every facet of your life.”

All thee oblivious men, hearken to the great Randy Quaid as he whines about his non-real problems. He claims that evil people can control every aspect of your life. And that idea fails to please anyone who has ever worked on his problems and solved his own issues. Randy Quaid Quotes are just crazy ideas of a frightened, mentally unstable man.

“My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have conspired together to – to co-op my corporations, put in trustees without my knowledge.”

This Randy Quote clearly shows that once the seed of paranoia is sown into the personality of anyone, no one in his vicinity is safe from Randy’s unreasonable allegations against him. He has just accused literally everyone who ever worked with him. We wonder whether he secretly doubts his wife Evi as well.


Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

“I don’t trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it’s possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I’m not gonna take that chance.”

The troubled American actor has lost any faith in the system whatsoever after he broke the laws himself. Randy Quaid claims that he and his wife were wrongfully arrested for the crimes they think they didn’t do. They claim that they had been framed by the Hollywood Executives, U.S. Law Enforcement, and the Department of Hillary Clinton. Hence, the above mentioned Randy Quaid Quote.

“Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it’s all designed to sell advertising space.”

While everyone has heard Randy Quaid and his wife Evi claiming that the ‘Hollywood Star Whackers’ murder celebrities for their own gain and money. Everyone is also confused about how the hell it works. So here is the deal. According to Quaids, the media executives are killing the Hollywood celebrities merely to make the blog posts and web articles viral so that they could make money off of the advertisement.

“I’ve been racketeered on.”

This short and concise Randy Quaid Quote is also full of trouble. In 2005, the American actor got a minor role of the ranch owner in the Oscar-winning film, Brokeback Mountain. In 2006, Randy filed a lawsuit against the producers of the Brokeback Mountain. Randy Quaid claimed that the executives had used the term ‘Art House film’ for the film to get Randy’s premium acting services for cheap.

And the weird thing is that after a few weeks, Randy withdrew his lawsuit while his lawyer claimed that both parties had reached an agreement. On the other hand, the 20th Century Fox denied those claims saying that reasons for both filling the lawsuit and withdrawing it by Randy Quaid are unknown to the Production Company.

Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

“I would never walk off any show.”

This Randy Quaid Quote is an outright lie. The production of the Broadway-bound musical Lone Star Love was generous enough to cast Randy Quaid despite all the red signs. But Randy Quaid called in sick when it was time to practice and never showed up again for the practice. And the production trusted him to remember his dialogues thinking he was a good actor after all. But when he finally appeared, he had changed all his dialogues and re-written the whole story to kill off several characters. In consequence, he was fired. And when Vanity Fair asked about what happened, he denied with the above quote.

“When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping center, I’d go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.”

This Randy Quaid Quote from his interview about his childhood shows that Randy was always a little weird in some way. He was so inspired by the nomadic lifestyle of the people working with carnivals because they moved from town to town. So we now know that Randy Quaid always wanted to have a nomadic existence. And maybe that explains Randy Quaid’s behavior. In a pathological sense, Randy Quaid wanted could just quite everything and adopt a nomadic lifestyle. So he needed some force that would push him to keep moving from town to town. So he subconsciously invented the Hollywood Star Whackers and believes that it’s real. But how he got Evi on board is still not explained.

“What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I’m not a criminal.”

Randy Quaid Quote about wishing to be recognized as an actor instead of criminal in the media, is a paradox. Randy Quaid has done some really good acting in the past, yes. But when it comes to media, the only concern is “what’s happening now?” And what’s happening now is that Randy Quaid is breaking a bunch of laws and violating several public policies with his partner in crime, his wife Evi. This is all that matters for now. If Randy Quaid has got any problem with that, perhaps he should quit whining and do some acting.

Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

“I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out.”

So here’s when Randy Quaid finally admits doing something really bad one time. But he also feels somehow being a victim which shouldn’t come as a surprise by now. And he still denies doing anything wrong all the other times he violated the laws claiming that he was framed.

“It was real for me and that’s all that matters.”

The troubled actor Randy Quaid has been interviewed a number of times by a number of media outlets since the beginning of his whacky activities. And he has always repeated the same old verses that he was framed and his wife and he, are running for their lives from a murderous cult of Hollywood. But almost every time he was interviewed, no one actually believed him. So this Randy Quaid Quote shows that Randy Quaid is never gonna let his whacky conspiracies go as all that matters is that he thinks it’s real. It doesn’t matter if no one else believes him. It is a clear indication that no amount of rational arguments can bring the old Quaid back.

“Acting’s more of a business for me now.”

Quaid was cast in a Broadway Bound Musical called the Lone Star Love and he was fired for various reasons. Randy and his wife warned the cast members to get them fired. Randy changed his dialogues and made inappropriate sexual references about a female colleague. Evi Quaid sent her naked photos lying on the bed with a pistol in her hand to the producers of Lone Star Love. Randy and his wife re-wrote the whole story to kill off the characters played by cast members they didn’t like. And lastly, Randy Quaid kept hitting a cast member in the back of his head threatening him of getting him fired. None of that looks professional at all. Randy Quaid has no idea what it’s like to be a businessman.

“I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.”

One thing that is very clear about Randy Quaid is that he is full of rhetoric. He would use the most sophisticated words to justify his absurd logic in his deluded beliefs. He thinks that everyone is out for his money, which he doesn’t have much of since he’s not a working actor for years. Thinks that the aforementioned murderous cult in Hollywood is just out there to murder him for his royalties.

Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

“I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.”

During his Vanity Fair interview, Randy Quaid revealed that he frequently sat alone in his trailer between the shots to practice his role. As he claims that his main concern was always to put up a good show. And according to Randy Quaid, instead of thinking about how he can perform best while sitting alone in his trailer, he was forced to check his bank statements. And he could never get ahead of them. His accountant wrote him a letter claiming that his wife Evi was spending too much money and she would leave him broke. Unfortunately, Randy refused to admit that and accused his accountant to be one of the Star Whackers who was trying to separate Randy and Evi. So yeah, that’s the reason why Randy never became a good actor.

“I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.”

Now, this would be the only quote that we kind of agree with. There are many people out there living there lives full of struggle, hardship, and disappointments and still loving it. Life is real and it gets really hard. Anyone who has ever lived is bound to have a dark side full of resentment due to poor decisions and bad luck. There is some sort of truth to that what Quaid has said here take the Cousin Eddie from the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation for example.

“I’m not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I’m an actor.”

Without a doubt, Randy Quaid has played some of the weirdest and whacky characters in his long career. He has played several roles that no one else would be willing to play. And we have seen many actors who get to play weird characters on screen and end up believing what their characters believe in their own lives. So Randy’s claim that he has just played some crazy characters but he himself is not crazy, requires some examination.

“I went through this delayed-adolescence thing. I didn’t want to be tied down to a family.”

In 1989, in an interview with People magazine. Randy Quaid opened up about his failed marriage with his first wife Ella Jolly. And he spilled the details about his new marriage and by then, two months old wife Evi. The reason why Quaid struggled with his first marriage is that he struggled with the concept of settling down. As many film stars tend to get married very late and enjoy their days of freedom. To date anyone they want. Quaid wanted to enjoy the same and his career was also going very well. But when he met Evi on the set of Bloodhounds of Broadway. He fell in love with her and they immediately got married.

Randy Quaid Quotes and Sayings

“I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been.”

In 2010, when Randy Quaid and his wife Evi had crossed the borders. And fled to Canada, they were immediately arrested by the Canadian authorities. When they were presented in the court, the authorities questioned about their mental health and Randy Quaid’s substance abuse. But their lawyer cut off further questions saying that they were seeking Asylum from the Hollywood Star Whackers. To which Randy Quaid added with his above-mentioned quote.

“If you don’t stick up for what’s yours, and defend what’s yours… what are you?”

If these words are taken in a general sense, they are the most empowering words in the world. Who doesn’t wanna what’s rightfully yours? Wait, Rightfully? So,… that’s what Randy Quaid is missing. He doesn’t stop to think for a moment what he’s asking for is something he RIGHTFULLY deserves or not. He just demands it and fights for it, if he thinks something is his right.